The Donald sez:

“We had dinner at the Eiffel Tower, and the bottom of the Eiffel Tower looked like they could have never had a bigger celebration ever in the history of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, there were thousands and thousands of people, 'cause they heard we were having dinner. They are failing so badly. People are proud to be saying Merry Christmas again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault of our cherished and beautiful phrase. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course — not even close. Well, I just want to get on with, you know, we want to get on with the campaign.”