The Donald sez:

“Obviously I'm being sarcastic... but not that sarcastic, to be honest with you. Only because I went to the best colleges, or college. I know Rand Paul and I think he may find a way to get there for the good of the Party! I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. I had a top show where they were doing horribly, and I had one of the most successful reality shows of all time. I made -- and I was on fourteen seasons. And you see what happened when I'm not on.”