The Donald sez:

“We had dinner at the Eiffel Tower, and the bottom of the Eiffel Tower looked like they could have never had a bigger celebration ever in the history of the Eiffel Tower. I mean, there were thousands and thousands of people, 'cause they heard we were having dinner. The element of surprise. Douglas MacArthur, George Patton spinning in their graves when they see the stupidity of our country. Why is the United States Post Office, which is losing many billions of dollars a year, while charging Amazon and others so little to deliver their packages, making Amazon richer and the Post Office dumber and poorer? Should be charging MUCH MORE! I do it all the time in business. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”